Hello you peasants. I feel obligated to inform the masses once again that the real blog can be visited at www.opendiary.com/notliberal. I also feel obligated to inform the masses that the family blog can be visited at www.steveandjanna.blogspot.com.

Some interesting discoveries on my digicam:

I want a new duck
One that won't try to bite
One that won't chew a hole in my socks
One that won't quack all night

I want a new duck
One with big webbed feet
One that knows how to wash my car
And keep his room real neat

One that won't raid the ice box
One that'll stay in shape
One that's never gonna try to migrate or escape
Or I'll tie him up with duck tape

I want a new duck
A mallard I think
One that won't make a mess of my house
Or build a nest in the bathroom sink

I want a new duck
One that won't steal my beer
One that won't stick his bill in my mail
One that knows the duck stops here

One that won't drive me crazy waddling all around
One who'll teach me how to swim and help me not to drown
And show me how to get down
How to get down baby

I want a new duck
Not a swan or a goose
Just a drake I can dress real cute
Think I'm gonna name him Bruce

I want a new duck
Not a quail or an owl
One that won't molt to much
One that won't smell too fowl

One that won't beg for breadcrumbs
Hangin' around all day
He'd better mind his mannersBetter do just what I say
Or he's gonna be duck patte, duck patte

Hello you people. So it appears that I haven't updated in some time. Well isn't that a shame. The little minions of the world don't have anything to read. I shall weep for them and call them abigail.

Ok you people, this is my fake blog. The real one is over at www.opendiary.com/notliberal